Vintage Christian Shirt – Jesus I Never Said That – Satirical Faith Statement Tee – Black – Up To 5XL

Not everything said in His name came from His mouth.

The “Jesus – I Never Said That” tee is a clever and thought-provoking reminder that not all who quote scripture do so correctly. This design pokes gentle fun at religious misquotes while calling us back to what Jesus actually taught: truth, love, and grace.

Perfect for thoughtful believers, Bible nerds, progressive Christians, and anyone who enjoys a good theological mic drop.

• Material – 100% soft cotton – truth-telling never felt this comfy

• Classic Fit – Unisex relaxed cut – works for church, study group, or Twitter debates

• Durable Construction – Made to handle side-eyes and spiritual conversations

• No Side Seams – Seamless comfort while dropping truth bombs

• Great for Printing – Clean, bold type – speaks volumes without shouting

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length