The Secret of a Clean Kitchen Is Simple Don’t Cook Ever T-Shirt – Funny Women Sarcastic Tee - White - Up To 5XL

Want a spotless kitchen?
Here’s a revolutionary idea: Don’t cook. At all. Ever.

The “The Secret of a Clean Kitchen Is Simple: Don’t Cook. Ever.” t-shirt is perfect for anyone who’s had it with dirty dishes, chaotic dinners, or family members asking, “What’s for dinner?” again. It’s the official uniform for microwave queens, takeout experts, and anti-domestic goddesses.

Funny, real, and just passive-aggressive enough to make a statement at family gatherings.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton to relax in while not cooking
Classic Fit – Crew neck and relaxed cut — perfect for couch chefs
Durable Construction – Shoulder taping for extra strength when ignoring responsibilities
No Side Seams – Smooth comfort with zero kitchen mess
Great for Printing – Crisp DTG print so the message is clear (and bold)

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length