Funny Duck Tee – Silence Is Golden Duct Tape Is Silver Shirt – Sarcastic Humor Shirt for Women - White - Up To 5XL

Silence is golden…
But duct tape? Now that's practical.

This hilarious “Silence is Golden, Duct Tape is Silver” design puts a snarky twist on an old saying — and throws in a duck for extra laughs. Whether you're the sarcastic one in the group or gifting a fellow wisecracker, this tee is the perfect blend of wit and weird.

Great for sarcasm lovers, introverts, office rebels, homeschool parents, or anyone who’s duct taped their way through life.

Material – 100% soft cotton for comfort in awkward conversations
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – good for smirking in
Durable Construction – Like duct tape. But softer.
No Side Seams – Smooth fit to keep you cool (and quiet)
Great for Printing – SVG/PNG line art and bold fonts shine perfectly

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length