Sarcastic Raccoon Shirt – Sarcasm Is My Love Language – Funny Animal Adults Shirt - Natural - Up To 5XL

I may not say “I love you,” but I will roast you until you feel it.

This “Sarcasm Is My Love Language” t-shirt says exactly what your heart wants… in the most passive-aggressive way possible. Featuring a hilarious raccoon — the unofficial mascot of snark — it’s the perfect gift for anyone fluent in eye-rolls and witty comebacks.

Ideal for introverts, class clowns, emotional disasters with a sense of humor, or anyone whose affection sounds like an insult.

Material – 100% soft cotton – smooth enough for snuggles, sharp enough for sarcasm
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – fits all raccoon lovers and attitude experts
Durable Construction – Built to last through all your “just kidding… unless?” moments
No Side Seams – Seamless comfort, even when you're being totally unbearable
Great for Printing – Bold fonts + cartoon raccoon = maximum chaos energy

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length