Sarcastic Raccoon Shirt – Have the Day You Deserve Funny Tee For Women - White - Up To 5XL

A blessing? A curse? That’s between you and your karma.

This “Have the Day You Deserve” t-shirt is the ultimate one-size-fits-all message — whether you're wishing someone peace or low-key chaos. Dripping with sass and ambiguity, it’s perfect for customer service workers, teachers, retail warriors, or anyone who's mastered the art of polite rage.

Subtle enough for public, spicy enough for your soul.

Material – 100% soft cotton – soft enough to cloak your true intentions
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – perfect for smiling through gritted teeth
Durable Construction – Built tougher than your customer service voice
No Side Seams – Smooth finish for when the vibes aren’t
Great for Printing – Crisp, bold lettering with a whisper of menace

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length