Sarcastic Mom Shirt – Gentle Parenting Dropout Tee – Dark Humor Motherhood T-Shirt- Natural - Up To 5XL

Peaceful parenting ended at 7:03 AM.

This “Gentle Parenting Dropout – Eat. This. Morning.” tee perfectly captures the chaotic beauty of modern parenting. For every mom, dad, or caregiver who intended to be calm and nurturing… but then the cereal hit the floor, again.

Relatable, funny, and unapologetically honest — because sometimes love sounds like “EAT. NOW.”

Great gift for parents who need a laugh, a nap, or both.

Material – 100% soft cotton – cozy enough for post-meltdown hugs
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – ideal for school drop-off drama
Durable Construction – Tougher than a toddler’s tantrum
No Side Seams – Smooth and comfy, even after 4 cups of coffee
Great for Printing – Bold text delivers the laugh loud and clear

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length