Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal T-Shirt – Funny Sarcastic Graphic Tee – Natural– Sizes Up to 5XL

Some people do yoga.
You? You use sarcasm — because beating people is, unfortunately, illegal.

This tee says everything you’re thinking, without you having to lift a finger (or throw a punch). The “Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal” t-shirt is perfect for retail warriors, office survivors, moms running on caffeine and patience, or anyone whose filter is barely holding.

Casual, unfiltered, and hilariously honest — this is your daily uniform for silently screaming on the inside, and laughing on the outside.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton that soothes your sarcastic soul
Classic Fit – Crew neck with a relaxed cut that fits all moods
Durable Build – Shoulder taping holds up through emotional stress
No Side Seams – Seamless feel to match your passive-aggressive charm
Great for Printing – High-quality DTG print that stays sharp and funny

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length