Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal T-Shirt – Funny Edgy Graphic Tee – White – Sizes Up to 5XL

Sarcasm: because actual violence is frowned upon.
Keep it legal, keep it savage. The “Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal” tee is for those with a sharp tongue and strong words, not fists. It’s your perfect outlet for humor when confrontation isn’t an option.

Ideal for anyone who’s ever thought “wtf” and chosen witty retorts instead. Whether you’re at work, school, or out with friends — this shirt lets you clap back… verbally.

Material – Ultra-soft cotton, as chill as your savage comebacks
Classic Fit – Crew neck and relaxed cut – for comfort and attitude
Durable Build – Reinforced shoulder tape keeps it crisp and structured
No Side Seams – Seamless comfort and streamlined silhouette
Great for Printing – Bold DTG print stays sharp and doesn’t fade

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length