Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal T-Shirt – Funny Edgy Graphic Tee for Women – Sand – Sizes Up to 5XL

Sarcasm: because throwing hands is frowned upon.
This hilarious, edgy tee is for anyone who keeps it cool on the outside — but secretly fights battles with sharp wit and savage comebacks. The "Sarcasm Because Beating People Is Illegal" t-shirt says what you're thinking, so you don’t have to.

Perfect for introverts, retail workers, tired moms, overthinkers, and literally anyone who’s held back from drop-kicking someone today.

Whether you wear it at work, the gym, or just scrolling doom on your phone — this tee is your emotional armor (with legally acceptable humor).

Material – Super soft cotton that feels as chill as your fake smile
Classic Fit – Crew neck and relaxed cut for all-day sarcasm
Durable Build – Shoulder taping holds up to emotional labor
No Side Seams – Smooth feel, clean look, zero friction (unlike people)
Great for Printing – Sharp DTG print with bold, clear attitude

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length