Not Today Heifer T-Shirt – Funny Sassy Southern Graphic Tee for Women – White – Sizes Up to 5XL

Whether it's messy coworkers, moody customers, or just plain drama — this tee has your mood written all over it.

The "Not Today Heifer" t-shirt is a sassy, bold, and hilariously relatable way to shut it down without saying a word. Inspired by southern charm and backed by fierce attitude, this shirt is perfect for those days when your patience clocked out before you even got out of bed.

Wear it to the barn, brunch, Walmart, or wherever the drama tries to find you.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton that keeps you comfy while staying shady
Classic Fit – Relaxed cut, crew neck — southern-approved and stress-free
Durable Build – Shoulder taping holds up through every eye-roll moment
No Side Seams – Smooth finish, no bunching, all sass
Great for Printing – High-quality DTG print that pops and lasts

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length