Inappropriate T-Shirt – If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories Tee – Funny Sarcastic Shirt for Women - White - Up To 5XL

If sarcasm were a workout, you'd be an Olympic athlete.

This “If Only Sarcasm Burned Calories” t-shirt is the perfect blend of sass and self-awareness. Whether you’re skipping the gym or roasting the world with wit, this tee reminds everyone that being this funny should count as exercise.

Ideal for sarcastic souls, anti-diet culture champions, and anyone who prefers laughs over lunges.

Material – 100% soft cotton – cozy enough for couch cardio
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – perfect for snack breaks and snark
Durable Construction – Tough like your one-liners
No Side Seams – Smooth fit that moves with your mockery
Great for Printing – Bold text pops with maximum irony

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length