Inappropriate Sloth Shirt – Not Today or Tomorrow, Now Piss Off Tee – Funny Lazy Humor Shirt - White - Up To 5XL

Mood: Booked, busy, and not in the mood for you.

This “Not Today or Tomorrow, Now Piss Off” tee is for those who’ve mastered the art of saying no — loudly, clearly, and with attitude. Whether it’s Monday, next week, or the next life, this shirt lets everyone know: your energy is not welcome.

Perfect for introverts, boundary-setters, and sarcastic legends who aren't here to sugarcoat anything.

Material – 100% soft cotton – soft enough to reject people comfortably
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – built for walk-offs and eye rolls
Durable Construction – Tough like your patience on a bad day
No Side Seams – Smooth fit, like your smooth exit from the convo
Great for Printing – Bold lettering that delivers the message (so you don’t have to)

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length