Inappropriate Shirt – A Clean Beaver Always More Good – Dirty Humor Shirt For Adults - White - Up To 5XL

Wholesome? Questionable. Hilarious? Absolutely.

This “A Clean Beaver Always Gets More Wood” t-shirt is a double entendre masterpiece — walking the line between clever and very suggestive. Whether you're into lumber, wildlife, or just really enjoy well-crafted puns, this shirt guarantees smirks and second glances.

Perfect for bachelor parties, gag gifts, or the bold soul who enjoys forest-related wordplay.

Material – 100% soft cotton – gentle enough for beavers, bold enough for jokes
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – fits loggers and pun-lovers alike
Durable Construction – Holds up through washing, logging, and side-eyes
No Side Seams – Smooth fit that won’t rub you the wrong way
Great for Printing – Clear, crisp text for max comedic impact

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length