If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness Just Try Poison T-Shirt – Funny Women Sarcastic Tee - White - Up To 5XL

Kindness is cute.
But sometimes a little poison sounds quicker.

The “If You Can’t Kill Them With Kindness, Just Try Poison” t-shirt blends dark humor and sarcasm into a wickedly funny design for those who smile sweetly… while plotting silently.

Whether you’re surviving work, dodging fake friends, or dealing with people who just won’t stop talking — this shirt is the perfect passive-aggressive armor.

Wear it with a smirk. Or red lipstick. Or both.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton that comforts your cold, cold heart
Classic Fit – Crew neck and relaxed shape, ideal for plotting in peace
Durable Construction – Shoulder taping for strength through inner rage
No Side Seams – Seamless comfort to match your silent judgment
Great for Printing – DTG-ready for bold, clean, deadly clarity

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length