I Want to Be a Schwa It’s Never Stressed T-Shirt - Funny Shirt For Teacher - Black - Up To 5XL

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Life would be so much easier if you were a schwa — because schwas never stress.

The “I Want to Be a Schwa – It’s Never Stressed” t-shirt is the ultimate inside joke for linguists, phonetics nerds, speech therapists, English teachers, and language lovers everywhere. Whether you're teaching syllable reduction, decoding IPA charts, or just need a laugh between lectures — this shirt gets it.

Great for classrooms, phonology labs, grad school, or chilling like a mid-central vowel.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton – as relaxing as a perfectly unstressed vowel
Classic Fit – Crew neck with a naturally laid-back structure
Durable Construction – Shoulder taping strong enough for academic debates
No Side Seams – Seamless feel for smooth articulation
Great for Printing – DTG clarity so that even the IPA nerds nod in approval

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length