Funny Tees For ER Nurse - Honk If It’s An Emergency T-Shirt - Natural- Up To 5XL

If you’re honking… we’re probably on our way already.
The “Honk If It’s An Emergency” tee is the perfect sarcastic badge of honor for the brave souls working in emergency medicine.

Made for ER nurses, EMTs, paramedics, trauma docs, and anyone who lives for the chaos of the unknown, this shirt brings the humor of the job to life — because if you don’t laugh, you’ll cry (or chart).

Wear it under your scrubs, on your day off, or while speeding to the next code with a cold coffee in hand and your stethoscope tangled in the seatbelt.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton for comfort during hectic shifts
Classic Fit – Relaxed crew neck that works with or without scrubs
Durable Construction – Designed to survive blood, sweat, and back-to-back codes
No Side Seams – Smooth fit for full mobility
Great for Printing – Bold text that pops and gets a laugh

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length