Funny Women Shirt - I Don’t Have a Short Temper, I Just Have a Quick Reaction to Stupid People Tee - Natural - Up To 5XL

Not angry. Just efficiently annoyed.

This “I Don’t Have a Short Temper, I Just Have a Quick Reaction to Stupid People” tee is for those who don’t suffer fools — or at least not silently. It’s sarcastic, bold, and brutally honest — just like you. Perfect for anyone whose tolerance runs out faster than their morning coffee.

Great for office banter, family gatherings, or any situation where you’re trying to stay calm. (Trying.)

Material – 100% soft cotton – comfy enough to calm your nerves
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – for maximum reaction range
Durable Construction – Built tougher than your tolerance
No Side Seams – Smooth fit, no friction — until someone talks nonsense
Great for Printing – Bold, clear lettering made to shut it down

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length