Funny Sarcastic Shirt – I'm Basically A Detective Tee – Natural - Up To 5XL

Trust issues? Nah, just talent.

This “I’m Basically a Detective” tee is perfect for the friend who finds everything, knows too much, and can track down drama faster than the FBI. Whether it’s through social media stalking or good ol’ gut instinct, you get answers. Period.

Perfect for amateur sleuths, overthinkers, true crime lovers, and those who can read energy better than text messages.

Material – 100% soft cotton – for comfort during late-night investigations
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – easy to wear while scrolling through receipts
Durable Construction – Strong enough to hold all the secrets
No Side Seams – Smooth and clean, like a perfect background check
Great for Printing – Sharp fonts that shout “I see everything” with style

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length