Funny Raccoon Shirt – Slap An Idiot Day Tee – Inappropriate Sarcastic Humor Shirt for Women - White - Up To 5XL

Mark your calendars. It's slap o'clock.

This “Today Is Slap An Idiot Day, I’m Gonna Be Busy” tee pairs savage sarcasm with mischievous raccoon energy. Perfect for those who say what everyone’s thinking and aren’t afraid to wear it on their sleeve… literally.

Whether you're dealing with workplace clowns or just vibing with chaos, this shirt is your official uniform.

Material – 100% soft cotton – comfy enough to dodge HR
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – ideal for passive-aggressive pacing
Durable Construction – Stands strong like your last ounce of patience
No Side Seams – Clean fit to keep your rage stylish
Great for Printing – Perfect for bold fonts and feisty raccoon artwork

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length