Funny Mom Shirt – Gentle Parenting Dropout – Sarcastic Sunflower Tee - White - Up To 5XL

They say “gentle parenting.”
I say “eat. this. now.”

This “Gentle Parenting Dropout – Eat. This. Morning.” tee is for the parents who tried. Truly. But now it’s survival mode with a splash of sarcasm and reheated coffee. Because when negotiations fail... volume rises.

Perfect for moms, dads, and caretakers who love their kids but also love realistic expectations and breakfast compliance.

Material – 100% soft cotton for meltdown-level comfort
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – fits every level of mom rage
Durable Construction – Stronger than your last nerve
No Side Seams – Smooth and seamless, unlike your morning routine
Great for Printing – Bold, tired fonts that scream (quietly) “we’re done here”

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length