Funny Humor Shirt – I Will Put You In The Trunk – Sarcastic Threat Tee - Black- Up To 5XL

Smiling politely while plotting hypotheticals.

This “I Will Put You in the Trunk and Help People Look for You – Don’t Test Me” tee says what you're thinking — with a smirk. It’s witty, threatening just enough, and hilariously relatable for the sarcastic, unbothered queens (or kings) out there.

Great for sassy besties, tired moms, spicy introverts, or anyone who balances kindness with chaos.

Material – 100% soft cotton for comfort while maintaining your alibi
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – flexible for crime AND brunch
Durable Construction – Tougher than your last nerve
No Side Seams – Smooth enough to throw 'em off your trail
Great for Printing – Bold, sharp text for maximum warning visibility

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length