Funny Gardening Shirt - Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong- Cat Dark Humor Tee - White - Up To 5XL

Digging in the dirt is cheaper than bail.

This “Gardening Because Murder Is Wrong” t-shirt is for those who turn rage into raised beds. Equal parts witty and therapeutic, this tee is perfect for sarcastic gardeners, grumpy introverts, or anyone who’s one weed away from snapping.

Whether you're pruning your plants or your patience, this shirt says it all — without any legal consequences.

Material – 100% soft cotton – softer than your inner rage
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – perfect for yardwork or side-eyeing neighbors
Durable Construction – Stitched to survive dirt, sweat, and dark thoughts
No Side Seams – Smooth comfort while you plot (planting, of course)
Great for Printing – Bold humor graphics that grow on everyone

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length