Funny Food Shirt – Today I Will Eat Two Corn Dogs – Retro Carnival Humor Tee – Black – Up To 5XL

Not one. Not three. Two.

The “Today I Will Eat Two Corn Dogs” tee is for those who live with clarity, conviction, and cravings. It’s absurd. It’s specific. And somehow—it’s deeply relatable. Whether you’re at a fair, at work, or just vibing through life with snack-based goals, this shirt sets the tone.

Ideal for introverts, foodies, awkward extroverts, or anyone who finds spiritual meaning in golden, deep-fried joy.

• Material – 100% soft cotton – like a warm corn dog hug for your torso

• Classic Fit – Unisex relaxed cut – perfect for lounging or life-affirming snacking

• Durable Construction – Handles ketchup stains and philosophical hunger

• No Side Seams – Seamless fit, just like your loyalty to fair food

• Great for Printing – Crisp retro font and ironic delivery = peak internet energy

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length