Funny Duck Shirt – Sarcastic Animal Quote Tee – Whatever Life Throws at You Duck Shirt - Natural - Up To 5XL

Not today, life. Try the next guy.

The “Whatever Life Throws at You, Duck and Let It Hit Someone Else” tee is made for those who’ve mastered the fine art of not giving a duck. It’s the perfect shirt for smart survivors, drama dodgers, and anyone who chooses peace, sarcasm, and strategic avoidance.

Wear it as a warning… or a strategy guide.

Material – 100% soft cotton – so comfy, you'll dodge in style
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – built for flexible getaways
Durable Construction – Stays strong, even when you're ducking chaos
No Side Seams – Smooth fit – nothing to catch when you're slipping out
Great for Printing – Bold lettering that delivers the punch(line)

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length