Funny Cow Shirt – Not Today Heifer – Cattle Attitude Tee for Women - Natural - Up To 5XL

Drama? Problems? People?
Not today, heifer.

This hilarious “Not Today Heifer” tee delivers that perfect mix of southern charm and savage energy. Whether you're wrangling chaos at work, dodging nonsense in public, or simply having a "don't push me" kind of day — this shirt says it all.

Great for bold personalities, country girls, and anyone with a sharp tongue and zero patience.

Material – 100% soft cotton for maximum comfort in minimum tolerance
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – perfect for side-eyes and sass
Durable Construction – Built tougher than your last nerve
No Side Seams – Smooth enough to keep your attitude sharp
Great for Printing – Bold fonts for maximum "don’t mess with me" energy

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length