Funny Coffee Shirt – Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong – Sloth Graphic Tee - White - Up To 5XL

Step one: drink coffee. Step two: don’t commit a felony.

This “Coffee Because Murder Is Wrong” tee is made for the caffeine-dependent and morally restrained. Whether you're surviving Mondays, annoying coworkers, or your own inner rage — this shirt lets everyone know you’ve chosen espresso over aggression.

Perfect for baristas, coffee snobs, tired moms, grumpy teachers, and anyone whose moral compass runs on caffeine.

Material – 100% soft cotton for cozy, caffeinated comfort
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – designed for sipping and side-eyes
Durable Construction – Strong enough to outlast morning meetings
No Side Seams – Smooth like your favorite dark roast
Great for Printing – Bold font that delivers the message... before your first cup

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length