Funny Coffee Cat Shirt – No Talkee Before Coffee Tee – Grumpy Morning Humor T-Shirt - Natural - Up To 5XL

Communication not available until caffeine system boots up.

This “No Talkee Before Coffee” t-shirt is for those who greet the day with a death stare and a desperate need for espresso. Featuring a hilariously relatable phrase (and optionally, a moody cat), it’s the ideal tee for coffee snobs, night owls, and anyone who can't form full sentences before their first sip.

Whether you’re dealing with coworkers, roommates, or overly chipper strangers — this shirt speaks for you… because you won’t.

Material – 100% soft cotton – cozy enough for early morning grump mode
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – perfect for slow starts and caffeine runs
Durable Construction – Built to survive your third reheat of the same coffee
No Side Seams – Smooth and quiet, like your preferred environment pre-coffee
Great for Printing – Bold text that sets boundaries before your mouth does

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length