Dead Inside But Ready For Red White And Beer – Fourth Of July Tee – Funny 4th Shirts - Natural Tee - Up To 5X

Celebrate freedom the only way you know how — emotionally detached but fully stocked with booze. This “Dead Inside but Ready for Red, White & Booze” tee brings dark humor to your July 4th party outfit. Featuring a chilling skeleton with beer in hand and no fireworks in sight, it’s perfect for backyard BBQs, sarcastic patriots, or anyone who parties through the existential dread.

Soft, funny, and just patriotic enough.

Features:
Material – Crafted from soft, breathable cotton for maximum comfort.
Classic Fit – A timeless design with a crew neck for a relaxed and stylish look.
Durable Construction – Shoulder tape enhances durability and maintains shape.
No Side Seams – Provides a smooth, seamless appearance and reduces fabric waste.
Great for Printing – Ideal for showcasing creative designs with quality prints.o enjoy

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length