Dark Humor Shirt – Guess I’ll Die Relatable Lazy Quote Tee - White - Up To 5XL

When life gives you lemons… and then runs you over with the lemon truck.

This “Guess I’ll Die” t-shirt perfectly captures that helpless, hopeless, but somehow hilarious mood we all know too well. Whether it’s student loans, deadlines, adulting, or just another Monday, this shirt says what we’re all thinking — but funnier.

Ideal for meme lords, introverts, emotionally exhausted optimists, and anyone living on vibes and caffeine.

Material – 100% soft cotton – so comfy, it almost makes existence bearable
Classic Fit – Relaxed unisex cut – for collapsing stylishly into despair
Durable Construction – Built to last through emotional spirals
No Side Seams – Smooth fit, unlike your inner turmoil
Great for Printing – Bold meme text with a dash of millennial dread

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S) : 18 " Width - 28" Length
• Medium (M) : 20" Width - 29" Length
• Large (L) : 22" Width - 30" Length
• Extra Large (XL) : 24" Width - 31" Length
• 2 Extra Large (2XL) : 26 Width - 32" Length
• 3 Extra Large (3XL) : 28" Width - 33" Length
• 4 Extra Large (4XL) : 30" Width - 34" Length
• 5 Extra Large (5Xl) : 32" Width - 35" Length