Clean House Messy B*tch T-Shirt – Funny Women Sarcastic Tee - White - Up To 5XL

Sure, your house is spotless.
But your mind? Beautiful chaos.

The “Clean House, Messy B*tch” tee is for women who run the vacuum like a boss — but still serve drama, sass, and unfiltered energy 24/7. Perfect for that friend who has her life together on the surface… and a whole reality show inside.

Wear it while cleaning, cackling, or casually throwing shade with a Swiffer.

Material – Soft, breathable cotton for comfort during cleaning or chaos
Classic Fit – Crew neck & relaxed silhouette for movement and mischief
Durable Construction – Shoulder taping strong enough for sass attacks
No Side Seams – Smooth, seamless, like your public image (not your thoughts)
Great for Printing – Crisp DTG that makes your inner baddie visible

Sizing Guide:

• Small (S): 18" Width – 28" Length

• Medium (M): 20" Width – 29" Length

• Large (L): 22" Width – 30" Length

• Extra Large (XL): 24" Width – 31" Length

• 2XL: 26" Width – 32" Length

• 3XL: 28" Width – 33" Length

• 4XL: 30" Width – 34" Length

• 5XL: 32" Width – 35" Length